Uganda to ban miniskirts?
Uganda to ban miniskirts?
Uganda’s ethics and integrity minister Nsaba Buturo has said that miniskirts should be banned as they can cause drivers to lose their concentration and crash. Buturo compared wearing a miniskirt to appearing in the street naked saying “These days you hardly know who is a mother from a daughter, they are all naked.”
Also on Mr Buturo’s list of things threatening the fabric of Ugandan society are “Theft and embezzlement of public funds, sub-standard service delivery, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality [and] sectarianism…”. Proving that if the minister gets his way there will be no fun to be had in Uganda.
Under the proposed new laws anyone caught wearing a miniskirt would be prosecuted for being dressed indecently. The short skirts may be considered lethal weapons leading to a possible amnesty. Fears have been rased that this ban could spread around the world leading to a lack of morale amongst the male population.
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new laws anyone caught wearing a miniskirt would be prosecuted for being dressed indecently
it’s not that new – I was picked up by the fuzz last year for prancing around in barely a pelmet in Bradford Market Square. I’m not sure if it was the length (or lack of it) that offended or the fact I kept doing cartwheels with no undies and a tattoo that read “Sophisticated?? – I’ve BEEN to Leeds”